What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Working with the Japanese CIA developing a new war bomb.
I FUCKING WISH, UN. Seriously, yeah? Do we have to tell, like, the truth here? ...Yeah? Fuck you, un.
(Attempt #2) What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Fixed my kitchen, yeah, since it had been EXPLODED by SOMEONE. Sorted my stuffed animals by name, then species, then name, then colour, then- I dunno if I like it by colour, though. What should I sort them by, then? Age? But that's so stuffy. Cuteness? But I just can't pick one!!!! How could I make Theodore #1 when I just got Miss Lady???? And if I pick one, everyone else will be jealous and then all this drama will start. Haley will begin to scratch people again and Jo will get angry at Ellen who'll start picking on Miss Lady (poor Miss Lady! She's only been here a few days!) and then Miss Lady will hate her life so much she rip all her stuffing out! DON'T DO IT MISS LADY!
She's fine, don't worry. I stopped her before it could get serious.
So where was I, un? Oh, yeah~ So, sorted my stuffed animals, went shopping, dragged Itachi out shopping..... OH! I worked at Shu Uemura! It was SO COOL. Everyone was so nice and the store was so elegantly decorated and there were so many cute girls that would just come in and be like: 'Oh, what should I get?' and I'd be like: 'Don't worry, hun, we have the perfect thing for you' It was almost like working at the Cafe, but better dressed~ Un....
Ahhhh. Do we have to go back to work?